Ellen Feiss Is Hot

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We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night long.

And while we all agree this isn't really a petition, we still want to participate in said boinking.
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Goal
900 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
6 November 2015
900. Tom Elbastardp | Well, at least I get first - everyone else start lining up for seconds...
2 November 2015
899. Taco Bellc | Yo quiero...yo quiero... *slobber*
25 October 2015
898. Mac S | Like all other Mac-stuff, she sucks bigtime. She looks boring. ... and don't want to be boinking little pre-mature schoolgirls
17 October 2015
897. Michael C | I support this petition
5 October 2015
896. Frank S | boink...boink...boink
1 October 2015
895. Chris P | Oh Yeah!
29 September 2015
894. Mikael Mcclure | I support this petition
28 September 2015
893. Bobby J | I support this petition
23 September 2015
892. Maxwell H | I support this petition
21 September 2015
891. Fuzz Rice | ... and mine goes "bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep". Damn, she's hot!
21 September 2015
890. Tom F | love you
17 September 2015
889. Ramiro Am | I support this petition
15 September 2015
888. Johnny M | i'd boink her, from behind if necessary
11 September 2015
887. Bigpoppabona Dougherty | i love to stick my big one in that stoned little bitch, ILL KILL HER WITH THE AWESOME POWER OF MY DICK!!!!!
10 September 2015
886. Darius G | I support this petition
7 September 2015
885. Prace Glover | She's not all that hot, but she's young and I'd hit it 'till I fell asleep drooling on the back of her neck.
2 September 2015
884. Robert C | В
31 August 2015
883. Stark Cardenas | В
28 August 2015
882. Darrell M | Ellen rocks
26 August 2015
881. Sammo Burns | I don't know about this name change thing
25 August 2015
880. Anders H | I agree totally. Ehh... yes.
17 August 2015
879. Penis P | I support this petition
8 August 2015
878. Grant W | Freakin' hot!
31 July 2015
877. Nigga Forr | I'd totally fuck that ellen bitch for real
29 July 2015
876. George W | I'd do her!
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