Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night long.

And while we all agree this isn't really a petition, we still want to participate in said boinking.

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Goal

900 signatures

Goal: 100

Latest Signatures

6 November 2015

900. Tom Elbastardp | Well, at least I get first - everyone else start lining up for seconds...

2 November 2015

899. Taco Bellc | Yo quiero...yo quiero... *slobber*

25 October 2015

898. Mac S | Like all other Mac-stuff, she sucks bigtime. She looks boring. ... and don't want to be boinking little pre-mature schoolgirls

17 October 2015

897. Michael C | I support this petition

5 October 2015

896. Frank S | boink...boink...boink

1 October 2015

895. Chris P | Oh Yeah!

29 September 2015

894. Mikael Mcclure | I support this petition

28 September 2015

893. Bobby J | I support this petition

23 September 2015

892. Maxwell H | I support this petition

21 September 2015

891. Fuzz Rice | ... and mine goes "bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep". Damn, she's hot!

21 September 2015

890. Tom F | love you

17 September 2015

889. Ramiro Am | I support this petition

15 September 2015

888. Johnny M | i'd boink her, from behind if necessary

11 September 2015

887. Bigpoppabona Dougherty | i love to stick my big one in that stoned little bitch, ILL KILL HER WITH THE AWESOME POWER OF MY DICK!!!!!

10 September 2015

886. Darius G | I support this petition

7 September 2015

885. Prace Glover | She's not all that hot, but she's young and I'd hit it 'till I fell asleep drooling on the back of her neck.

2 September 2015

884. Robert C | В

31 August 2015

883. Stark Cardenas | В

28 August 2015

882. Darrell M | Ellen rocks

26 August 2015

881. Sammo Burns | I don't know about this name change thing

25 August 2015

880. Anders H | I agree totally. Ehh... yes.

17 August 2015

879. Penis P | I support this petition

8 August 2015

878. Grant W | Freakin' hot!

31 July 2015

877. Nigga Forr | I'd totally fuck that ellen bitch for real

29 July 2015

876. George W | I'd do her!

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By: Saundra Osborn

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Petition target:
Ellen Feiss