Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
1.
Tom Elbastardp 6 November 2015

"Well, at least I get first - everyone else start lining up for seconds..."

2.
Taco Bellc 2 November 2015

"Yo quiero...yo quiero... *slobber*"

3.
Mac S 25 October 2015

"Like all other Mac-stuff, she sucks bigtime. She looks boring. ... and don't want to be boinking little pre-mature schoolgirls"

4.
Michael C 17 October 2015

"I support this petition"

5.
Frank S 5 October 2015

"boink...boink...boink"

6.
Chris P 1 October 2015

"Oh Yeah!"

7.
Mikael Mcclure 29 September 2015

"I support this petition"

8.
Bobby J 28 September 2015

"I support this petition"

9.
Maxwell H 23 September 2015

"I support this petition"

10.
Fuzz Rice 21 September 2015

"... and mine goes "bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep". Damn, she's hot!"

11.
Tom F 21 September 2015

"love you"

12.
Ramiro Am 17 September 2015

"I support this petition"

13.
Johnny M 15 September 2015

"i'd boink her, from behind if necessary"

14.
Bigpoppabona Dougherty 11 September 2015

"i love to stick my big one in that stoned little bitch, ILL KILL HER WITH THE AWESOME POWER OF MY DICK!!!!!"

15.
Darius G 10 September 2015

"I support this petition"

16.
Prace Glover 7 September 2015

"She's not all that hot, but she's young and I'd hit it 'till I fell asleep drooling on the back of her neck."

17.
Robert C 2 September 2015

"В"

18.
Stark Cardenas 31 August 2015

"В"

19.
Darrell M 28 August 2015

"Ellen rocks"

20.
Sammo Burns 26 August 2015

"I don't know about this name change thing"

21.
Anders H 25 August 2015

"I agree totally. Ehh... yes."

22.
Penis P 17 August 2015

"I support this petition"

23.
Grant W 8 August 2015

"Freakin' hot!"

24.
Nigga Forr 31 July 2015

"I'd totally fuck that ellen bitch for real"

25.
George W 29 July 2015

"I'd do her!"

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