A Sandwich For Ms. Ann Coulter

Ms. Ann Coulter, one of America's most beloved authors known for her frankness, articulation, and incorruptable soul which never lies, is slowly turning into Skeletor. This petition will be circulated... continue reading »

364 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (364 total)
226.
Robyn C 24 October 2010

"Oh yeah. Maybe I can get someone to buy me a sandwich too."

227.
Uncle S 2 October 2010

"fifth column iz an idiot"

228.
Satan King 1 October 2010

"FEED THE FATTIE A SANDWITCH"

229.
Marcus D 26 September 2010

"Hah, her book is number one. She owns you, fags."

230.
Paris H 3 September 2010

"I had a threesome with Ann and she at least ate a taco, if you know what I mean."

231.
Kurt H 14 August 2010

"A sandwich. Only a sandwich? Please force feed her a couple of dozen Krispy Kremes, and no more pilates, ever, i mean it."

232.
Brian J 12 August 2010

"BOO this woman"

233.
Chrstine Leeh 2 August 2010

"my cats add hairballs to the sandwich, ,she became famous only because of bill mather.she lies more than this administration."

234.
Alfred H 18 July 2010

"Somehow the for #314 have "disappeared," so that signature should be ignored. SDE"

235.
Patricia T 15 July 2010

"I support this petition"

236.
Justin Alleng 7 July 2010

"I support this petition"

237.
Assmaster Graves 3 July 2010

"Ann is a bad girl and needs to be severely punished."

238.
Robbie Falf 26 June 2010

"Please, force Ann to eat a sandwich or two. It's perfect karma for people being forced to swallow her bull. Ann, do it for the Afghans who wish to be killed and converted to Christianity. Eat Ann Eat!!!"

239.
Scott Delacruz 26 June 2010

"Keith A. Koeing , have you read any of her books? Can you? Her IQ must be over 140, What is smart about wanting to run this country as France or the other soicalist 's do? What computer operating system have they developed? There would be no air france or"

240.
Dr Tedb 10 June 2010

"I have two KNUCKLE SANDWICHES ready to deliver, right to the kisser!"

241.
May C 8 June 2010

"I support this petition"

242.
Kenny E 27 May 2010

"PLEASE Ann...take a sandwich!! We need level-headed conservativism like yours. I'd rather not watch you pull a Karen Carpenter!"

243.
Justin Pacheco 18 May 2010

"haha!"

244.
Carmen Banks 16 May 2010

"Um.. dont feed her anything. Maybe she'll die quicker."

245.
Malaclypse Ty 2 May 2010

"I support this petition"

246.
Bill C 25 April 2010

"Bring her by my office, I have some meat she can eat."

247.
Jennifer H 10 April 2010

"I hope she continues to shrink to the point of non-existence."

248.
Ff Levine 8 April 2010

"f"

249.
Alkie H 6 April 2010

"BUY HER A DAMN SANDWICH!!!!!!!"

250.
Michelle R 4 April 2010

"Fire the B*&$\%"

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