A Sandwich For Ms. Ann Coulter

Ms. Ann Coulter, one of America's most beloved authors known for her frankness, articulation, and incorruptable soul which never lies, is slowly turning into Skeletor. This petition will be circulated... continue reading »

364 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (364 total)
276.
Guin W 24 November 2009

"Ann, you're a bad influence on Bill Maher--it's time to say good-bye."

277.
Kim N 14 November 2009

"I support this petition"

278.
Andrew M 1 November 2009

"Lohaolsenitis is a serious threat to our society. WE MUST get a sandwich for Ms. Coulter, and send it to her Connecticut residence, stat. We can't afford another Olsen or Lohan ordeal."

279.
Mgweingart Vaughan 27 October 2009

"And throw in a bag of chips too!"

280.
The C 6 October 2009

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281.
David W 3 October 2009

"Please eat SOMETHING!"

282.
Alice B 1 October 2009

"I support this petition"

283.
Gary S 24 September 2009

"Come on Ann...put some meat on dem bones!"

284.
Selphydeg Bond 6 September 2009

"No way, I love that rightwing glow on her too much. Besides, sandwich might start to revive her soggy neurons."

285.
Larry W 29 August 2009

"I support this petition"

286.
Faux Newsu 27 August 2009

""Some would say" Ann likes to have her butt licked by young girls. "Others have said" she has appeared on camera with a large vibrator up her ass, underneath her granny panties. We report, You decide."

287.
Fifthcolumn Maxwell 17 August 2009

"Welcome, political polar opposites! I see you are enjoying my petition enough to insult me. if you are going to continue doing so, would you please continue spamming the petition so it grows in size? It would help The Cause a lot."

288.
Joyce Jackson 6 August 2009

"have a cracker, honey"

289.
Andrew Y 23 July 2009

"I support this petition"

290.
Donna R 22 July 2009

"Yes, it is about time that young lady had something to eat. We are talking crisis proportions here. There is a famine in the Coulter household and if it gets any worse, we may have to send in the UN relief agencies. You could dip her in ink and use her to"

291.
David B 13 July 2009

"I support this petition"

292.
Dustin V 6 July 2009

"OMG. Ann Coulter right about everything!! HAHAH, get it, RIGHT?? LOLZ. I (3 ANN COULTER."

293.
Ashley S 29 June 2009

"Coulter's a liar too."

294.
Kevin W 22 June 2009

"I support this petition"

295.
Jim S 21 June 2009

"All the hateful on this petition show the libs for what they are: desperate, apoplectic sore losers who actually think the 60's were good for America. Try arguing with facts and logic instead of misguided feelings and wishes."

296.
Jack S 6 May 2009

"I would have been Ann Coulter's father, but the dog beat me over the fence first!"

297.
Gary Schultzthebushmandatewillprevail 24 April 2009

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

298.
J Jh 31 March 2009

"Where I come from, we have a word for people like Ann Coulter -- Trailer Trash!"

299.
Chris W 30 March 2009

"you can even leave out the bread if she's on that low-carb thing."

300.
Trovoy E 20 March 2009

"I support this petition"

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