A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Hmm... the B!TCH (malery) seems to have gone insane. Maybe it's the side effect of the sea monkey enema that was given to her. I think you're on to something Rev. Pat Robertson. Country New Zealand"
"Sea-Monkeys need a bubble maker in each pack so Malery can blow stink bubbles out her smelly snatch! Country USA"
"i find that putting live creatuires in closed keyrings etc is wrong and should be banned i also feel that air pumps should be provided Country england manchester"
"I think Malery and Tonja should team up with me, then we can give everyone a sea monkey douche, like we did at the new years party last year. Remember Malery? You were sooooo drunk. lol Country canada"
"A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy! Country Kent, UK"
"I thought I knew you, (whoa-oh), I thought I knew you, (whoa-oh), I thought I knew you well... so well... And yes, sea monkies are "Da Bomb". Country US"
"Oh how I love to love Malery Little. She's a red hot b!tch mmmm... I wouldn't mind sharing a sea monkey enema with her. Country uk"
"To (mis)quote that great leader of the American people Mr. George W. Bush: "I believe that man and sea monkey can coextist peacefully." Country New Zealand"
"Not everything revolves around your twat, Malery, rather many thing revolve around the deep center within that skank hole. It's disgusting, the way you dress, I heard they all have small breasts. Country US"
"Doesn't really say much about your intelligence if you actually believe all that sh!t about me... Country canada"
"Saggy-boob princess? You rang? Country canada"
"I had them and I treated them as kunt stimulators. Country canada"
"Alexandra, congratulations on being the 4000th signature on my petition. I'm glad you've stuck with me here through the years. Right now I'm blending a smoothie from ny yeast infection discharge. YUMM! Country canada"
"I had sea monkeys and took good care of them and then I went away to school and my parents accidentally killed them - don't let other sea monkeys suffer as mine did Country Canada"
"I never see sea monkey before. I would love to pet sea monkeys someday! Country USA"
