A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Shane, stop acting like an imcomprehensive brute. B!TCH Country canada"
"And I was only going to buy the sea monkey douche because it makes my stanky twat smell better! Country canada"
"Malery, good to hear from you again, I'm longing to take a big dump in your mouth again. Country USA"
"educating children to nurture and respect living creatures Country England"
"Ahhh... It's fun to be Malery. It's so relaxing |: ) ) Country I wish you were here"
"If my hole is "ugly" then it means you'd have had to see it, ya stupid b!tch. Country canada"
"I knew something was amiss when I arrived home one day to find Malery having a bowel movement in my blender. Country Canada"
"I've heard the flood water in New Orleans smells almost as bad as Malery Little's kunt! Country USA"
"Jessica Saunders stuck her tongue in my toxic twat and it rotted off. Country canada"
"The comment by Chantel Porter is not true. What actually happened was Chantel was eating me out and I cut a big smelly one and she puked in my pusssy. Country canada"
"i'm not too sure what a sea monkey is exactly but OK! Country US"
"why are people so evil? Country Great(ish)Britain"
"My kunt aches for the use and abuse of my smonkies. I like them and miss them like a fat kid misses cake at fat camp. Anyway, smonkies rawk my bunny burrow. Country canada"
"Sorry, I meant to type, "Malery's stink-hole", but I was also thinking about Brittney Spears. Country USA"
"I love sea monkeys Country USA"
"http://hometown.aol.com/earthforceunited/FARE.html Country USA"
"That's my favorite scripture Zeke. I give myself facials with the emissions of horses. Country canada"
"any living cretrue deserves a right to life!!!! Country USA"
"Save 'dose Sea Monks. Country England"