Aaron Callander Appeal

"I hope you get sent to Saughton, 'cos Edinburghs GREAT."

"You like drugs and booze, boy? No need for Magaluf, just drop me a line."

"What date is Aaron going to Magaluf?"

"A/S/L Lauren?"

"It had never occurred to me that people might stay sober and not drive into their neighbour's wall. Am I the only person who finds that behaviour bizarre? Why imprison yourself in your own car by denying yourself the chance to drive it dangerously and err"

"TwisteH and I sometimes go on webcam to eachother.."

"Hey Shrek, man. Try not to get depressed by these lunatics. You are beautiful the way you are. If my penis wasn't 2 inches long, I'd do you xx"

"Can you swim?"

"I'd just like to use this petition to announce that I'm Aaron Callander."

"This petition makes me sick."

"Oi, Gerry Britton, where's my apology for your hamster eating my father?"

"I support this petition"

"This is a disgrace."

"I support this petition"

"Hey Stephen xxx a/s/l"

"Shut your mouth Sol"

"this is stupid, but magaluf has to be done"

"I knew you'd had a baby Rowan, I have a Thomas the Tank every time I think of you breast feeding the little blighter. PHWOOOOAR. Photos to follow on P&B."

"Let the pumping of the young man commence, by vectrons insideouly curly pubic hairs"

"Oan yersel son, you'll get that holiday yet!"

"nay danger"

"Hey Aaron. I'm in Slough but just so you know. I'll be seeing you soon, very soon."

"Irn Bru didnae turn ma hair gingers."

"It wouold be nice to see you, to see you nice..............in jail."