Aaron Callander Appeal

"I support this petition"

"i (3 you too KaraHibee"

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such documentaries as 'Drink Driving: The Fъcktards Idea', 'Aaron Callander Someones New Bнtch' and 'After Jail...Ass Like A Pail!'"

"yeah fake bamba, thats what your dad told you. if you dig up her body and look at her you will see that her throat has been slit thanks to me. And sol campbell, no thanks"

"I support this petition"

"A/S/L shannon?"

"He is cool"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"I'll let you cum in my beard Aaron ;)"

"tx 4 the supprt guys keep it up ps kilt ur a prick i lyk girls"

"Who the f**k is impersonating me? Stupid little c**t! Wait till I shove my 24 inch big black snake down his/her throat. See if they still find it funny. Also Aaron, some of my mates in jail are saying they can't wait to inspect your tight manhole. I'd tak"

"Glenn, a/s/l?"

"Hocus Poke-us"

"some people really do have problems...."

"i feel for you, i really do. when i heard the news i was devastated, i really was. all the best aaron, dont drop the soap"

"IM 46. IM WEARING NOTHING BUT MY THONG. PHONE ME LADIES."

"*insert reactionary, angry, aggressive nonsense here*"

"Fuxsake Aaron, you were ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"

"Hiya Aaron. Me and some of ma crew cannae wait for you to turn up. We are gonna play choo-choo train with you :}. Thats where we see how many of us it takes to make a circle with our boabies up each others bournville boulavard. We cannae wait."

"Hurry up, Pinky, If we don't get to Carley Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me."

"F*ck off Kilt, how can you do that over me? Have you seen me?"

"He was doing wrong,hope he sees it Deep Uppal's way inside."

"Awlright, incoming fresh meat! Dont worry boy, i have had 17 pevious cases of small boys reversing naked onto me. Very hard to get a conviction in our legal system :}. Hope you like smoked sausage."