An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
"First, how can you believe in Satanism and not God???The Devil creates evil on earth. There is a God, but you are free to make your own choices. I choose Heaven not Hell, Hell is a real place. You need to wake up and accept God so he can turn your life ar"
"I'm HornyPorny and god ate my Sammich! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A Nightsaber as a horse! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If great boobs smash the world. Will you be immediately converting to Satan"
"Damn right! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Sex, and lots of the stuff Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"I doubt that any god would read online petitions but I may be mistaken... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A new computer. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A new computer. Will you be immediately convertin"
"WHY???????????? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? to know What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? to know Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"Hey, thanks for the applause! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Some itch cream for these dang nail holes in my hands What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A significant raise in my allowance Will you be immedia"
"1 0//n j00!!!11 What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? 1337 |)0|Zn 574r Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Legalize Absinthe in the USA What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? He would have to get me an apartment on the moon Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails"
"My what a tirade...the text you placed in the Name column is "so inappropriate." I at least sign my name when I write. I am God and my last name is Damnit. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Good deads make you selfish. Right. And I sup"
"This Is Not Funny What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? This Is Not Funny What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? This Is Not Funny Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"I've been pretty good! I mean, sinned a bit, but who hasn't? Yea, I'd just like a little proof and reward... Perhaps a raise in allowance? I know you're there... I just want a sign. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? money, clothes, and"
"God please have mercy on your decieved children here on Earth. If they only really knew the truth of the finished work of the cross and what Jesus has done for them. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Eternity in Heaven What will you t"
