An open letter to God

"Ah shore do lak dat NASCAR. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? NASCAR tickets What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Tuh see a good ol' wreck whar someone dies at ever' NASCAR race. Will you be immediately convert"

"what is satanism ? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? im too bad to recieve any rewards What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? i dont think god exists Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to"

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Fame What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a mirical in my life Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"uh.. YEAH! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? infinite wishes What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If Bush is succesfully impeached Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the abov"

"Hey man, I am a devout Christian. However, your letter is pretty funny. I bet God even laughed. I laugh bc of how material you sound. Don;t you know that the kindom of Heaven belongs to the poor?? All these "mofo's" have it all wrong. The Lord does not ca"

"it would just be nice to know you were there What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? world peace and an end to hunger What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? miraculasly take away mine and my daughters dissabilities at "

"Hey God! Was Mary *really* a Virgin when you flew down from Heaven to pork her? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Poontang, and lots of it! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If a prime piece of poontang walk"

"god does not exist. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? armageddon. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? breakdancing jesus christ. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above"

"Hey God! Was it your idea to give me a name that matches my uncontrollable bodily functions? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To stop making my name the literate truth! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A n"

"Yeah, God gang-banged my little sister! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want an umbrella that smells like cheesecake! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? God, to prove your existence,you must smite every o"

"ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A new computer OMFGFOXORS What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Gives me a new computer OMFGROXORS Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails "

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Voodoo Omen x a120S computer What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Getting Voodoo Omen x a120S computer Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform "

"to true What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? i dont want anythin realy just make every one happy or somthing What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? him coming out of the sky or somthing else that couldnt be faked or"

"Samar! Get off that computer and take out the trash. Now! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Give my misguided boy Samar a brain. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Samar gets off his high horse and stops hang"

"Look God, there is a party in my pants and I was wondering whether or not you would like to come. You don't have to, it was just a suggestion, I mean, I could easily go around the corner behind Subway and get me a nice junkie, but I want you God, not some"

"Yes, I generally refer to it as MORONism."

"this time we got this god guy by the balls! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? no more work What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? no more work Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perfo"

"Ernie, NOT going to Hell is not a reward. It's simply the absence of punisment. A reward is something positive like getting a BL0J0B from the 'Ho of Babylon, for example. Learn the difference. I am your loving heavenly father, Mr. God Damnit. What reward "

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? В Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"Better than poontang... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want Swank Hank's throbbing member between my lucious melons. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If Hank ends it with a huge facial. Will you be imm"

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Destruction of Micro$oft What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Tony Blair explodes Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"God is a popular theory spread among us who believe in the inexperienced. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? If God exists, He'd be able to do anything, right? He is the one who should decide this. What will you take as sufficient evide"