Ban all Stupid People from the U.S.

Mr. President,I feel that it would be in the country's best interest to deport all stupid people in the United States and in the future prevent all stupid people(this would exclude the mentally challe... continue reading »

309 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (309 total)
101.
Arachnid Coffey 10 April 2012

"Everyone who masturbates, yet cannot spell the word correctly (i.e., "masterbate") should be deported immediately."

102.
Tom Davila 4 April 2012

"we can make the process a reality tv show"

103.
Deborah K 30 March 2012

"I support this petition"

104.
Allison N 24 March 2012

"I support this petition"

105.
Sirhc Kelley 12 February 2012

"Well after reading a few of these petitions i have come to the conclusion that Americans are stupid. Now of course i know not all of them are... but there is a HUGE amount of stupid stupid petitions on here all by dumb americans. I have nothing wrong with"

106.
Dick H 6 February 2012

"yowza"

107.
Lacy Stokes 25 January 2012

"Yea! Gone are the people that are stupid! And the people that think Ashlee Simpson can sing!"

108.
Andrea Y 14 January 2012

"YES!!!!! Be gone stupid people, off my planet!"

109.
Linkyboy Lopez 3 January 2012

"Amen"

110.
Fds Morrow 1 January 2012

"sfdfsd"

111.
Amanda H 28 December 2011

"DUH!!! Stupid People Suck!"

112.
Cj Cook 15 December 2011

"f*ck dumb people"

113.
Wea Monroe 14 December 2011

"asdasdasd"

114.
Mr G 9 December 2011

"VISIT MY SITE WWW.GOATSE.CX"

115.
Chris Haney 28 November 2011

"if a person can lead us to a no win war and get reelected, then this is a necessity"

116.
Dick H 19 November 2011

"Deport Me"

117.
Scott F 23 October 2011

"I support this petition"

118.
Andrea Kelly 19 October 2011

"lol yea"

119.
Jeff W 11 October 2011

"Isn't Matthew Perry just the best!"

120.
Alfonso Del 6 October 2011

"I support this petition"

121.
Dnc S 3 October 2011

"As a leading Democrat, I object to banning stupid people. How are we going to get votes?"

122.
Ima C 21 September 2011

"Keep your own stupid people out of Canada........We have more than enough up here."

123.
Simon Medina 24 July 2011

"There's cheese in my pants!"

124.
Daniel Horton 17 May 2011

"I support this petition"

125.
The Absurdtardthatwrotewouldhavetobethefirstinlinetobeb 13 May 2011

"Anybody whose very simple and evidently barely functional little mind has such a tiny vocabulary and/or ability to comment and is thus limited to making nothing but a stupid string of capital W's to vandalize half the online petitions is WAY BEYOND just S"

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