Ban all Stupid People from the U.S.

Mr. President,I feel that it would be in the country's best interest to deport all stupid people in the United States and in the future prevent all stupid people(this would exclude the mentally challe... continue reading »

309 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (309 total)
151.
Meridith N 29 July 2010

"I support this petition"

152.
Nick Waters 12 July 2010

"Two things are infinite. The universe and stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former."

153.
Becky D 8 July 2010

"I support this petition"

154.
Schazzle Sparks 25 June 2010

"I hate stupid pepole."

155.
Tena Chang 17 May 2010

"please get rid of the idiots"

156.
Emily L 10 May 2010

"I support this petition"

157.
George Wb 7 April 2010

"I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

158.
John C 6 April 2010

"Will there be anyone left?"

159.
Bob R 6 April 2010

"I support this petition"

160.
Gerald B 2 April 2010

"I support this petition"

161.
Christina L 27 February 2010

"that would be a great idea. we'd be getting rid of all the politicians, used car salesmen, lawyers, insurance companies and religious nuts"

162.
Cheryle W 27 February 2010

"I support this petition"

163.
Stupid Peoplek 26 February 2010

"stupid people that must be destroyed: AOL users, people who think Bonsai kitten is real, people who watch Friends and stupid chick-flick movies like Maid in Manhatten (believe it or not I'm a chick!!!)"

164.
Nick H 23 February 2010

"I support this petition"

165.
Thomas Dem 23 February 2010

"If I sign do I get exempt?"

166.
Charlie S 14 February 2010

"KatDaddyKustoms.com This is the best one so far and I've signed 9,672 tonight"

167.
Lisa N 27 January 2010

"i'm sure Bush would love Canada"

168.
Haywood J 20 January 2010

"Global warming is real! The dinosaurs were all killed by Republicans driving Toyota Priuses.......no kidding!!"

169.
Janice B 13 January 2010

"Stupid People Shouldn't Breed"

170.
Jeff Gibson 10 January 2010

"I support this petition"

171.
Stephen C 23 December 2009

"so am i even stupider for signing this since I can be classified as stupid?"

172.
George B 12 December 2009

"your not very bright are you."

173.
I Lovet 2 December 2009

"But wait a minute, without stupid people, nobody will be working at Taco Bell!!! I need my TaCoS!!!! Wait... we can have non-stupid people work there so that maybe i'll get someone who won't mess up my order! :) Ok, I'm in!"

174.
Kevin Neversphdcubr 15 November 2009

"As a PhD I could not be banned. I also have a large vocabulary. Members within Scientology companies gather in packs like hyenas and constantly plan attack strategies, which include severe electronic harassment, throwing constant road blocks, involve outs"

175.
Stu P 25 October 2009

"My name is Stu Pid! Ban all stupid people from the USA!!111one!11 Send dem to canadia!"

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