Bob Dobbs - Now More Than Ever

"There's just not enough dean in my life"

"My name means "I really vote against this petition" in Antarctician!"

"No more than ever! EVER!"

"Let's hear it for pretending this isn't all comedy and is actually seriously infuriating!! - Long live the UNDEADPAN!"

"Without Bob I cannot fully trust Wikipedia to act in my best interest"

"My pantaloons billow flambouantly!"

"Put Bob Dean in the "Lies and Lying Liars Who Lie Them" section"

"ahem, kaff kaff, I... hralp!"

"I learned to make my smoked sausage from Frank Zappa and Bob Dean"

"Hey, you can sign this thing with a fake email address! I have signed this petition 8 times so far! Don't tell anybody!"

"Oh, CYNthia... CYYYN THI AAAA...."

"Is this where I sign up to get coffee poured up my butt?"

"my sig counts only if Bob Dean kills himself."

"imagine the dry husky sound of roaches making love."

"I agree that greased bear rasslin should be legal"

"I will never look at wikipedia if that phony is in it"

"Marshal McClanahan rules!"

"23rd signee woohoo!"

"Not to be confused with JR "Bob" Dobbs"

"unh,,, thank you for bob."

"I cannot fully trust Wikipedia to act in my best interest if they include Bob Dean"

"Did you drop this?"

"ruh-roh!"

"Zoinks! How can I Live another Day without My deanies??"