Bob Dobbs - Now More Than Ever

"Your kind will drule!"

"I believe that even Canadian eunuchs have a place in our enightened society. This Bob Peen seems like a likely candidate for the Wiki "Castrati" entry"

"I suuure loves me some media ecology and marinated tripe tenders!"

"Ivan Stang didn't invent the Church of the SubGenius, I invented it!"

"teh man told me I would get a nose job if I signed here, where is the cute chick with huge nostrils?"

"I agree with this petition."

"Hey, since we're all here, why don't we have a singalong? I'll start! 99 bottles of beer on the wall..."

"Breakfast -the other white meat. It tastes like chicken."

"Shut up deanie"

"my address isn't fake, it's borrowed"

"My name is Kunt Feller, and I'm off my meds!"

"I'd dip my balls in some media ecology."

"Yeah, Doug... YEAH. I SHOW YOU."

"ZAP!!!"

"Kaflub aglumph gump awhump"

"yes. everything Dean says is true"

"Fler herber persper herm! Herberter der termer her!"

"Me and my paw both says yes to what this is, both."

"I agree that paradoofus Dean should be put back on wikipedia. but with a new name. Jim Jones."

"Human flesh is the best nutritional value for the Canadian dollar!"

"GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!!"

"It would be a Fractured Fairy Tale come true without my Bob"

"Deanio! Deanio! Where for art thou, Deanio!?"