Bob Goatse for President 2004
Since Christmas Island banned the goatse.cx domain, many internet uses have expressed sympathy over the loss of a true American icon. In light of this, I ask that all Americans write in "Bob Goatse" o... continue reading »
"Bob couldn't do any worse than Bush or Kerry would."
"You're the man now, dog, whoever made this petition."
"62446"
"GOATSE MAN IS HAWT"
"FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS! GNAA REPRESENT!"
"Cameroon supports."
"gooo bob"
"fdsvfvfdrrfdvffdvdsfvsdfvsdfvsvdsdv"
"Rock the voatse!"
"fjsdiofdjsfdsoi"
"o"
"Vandalpedia will save goatse!"
"JEEJEE GOATSE RUULZOOOR!"
"Anonymous Loves You!"
"goatse!!!"
"blah blah blah"
"The UK supports Goatse all the way."
"Goatse is awesome"
"UUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG"
"I'll just about support anybody over another Repig."
"I am the Goatse Man, Please call me Kirk Johnson."