Bob Goatse for President 2004

Since Christmas Island banned the goatse.cx domain, many internet uses have expressed sympathy over the loss of a true American icon. In light of this, I ask that all Americans write in "Bob Goatse" o... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 50
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Goatsex Porter 11 December 2015
2.
Ryan G 22 November 2015

"Bob couldn't do any worse than Bush or Kerry would."

3.
Draconite Leach 26 July 2015

"You're the man now, dog, whoever made this petition."

4.
Dtjdtj Clements 2 July 2015

"62446"

5.
Dj Andersen 18 June 2015
6.
Tifa Parsons 29 May 2015

"GOATSE MAN IS HAWT"

7.
Penisbird Tanner 26 May 2015

"FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS! GNAA REPRESENT!"

8.
John F 23 May 2015

"Cameroon supports."

9.
Stu Mckinney 12 May 2015

"gooo bob"

10.
Cmbgbf Hill 3 January 2015

"fdsvfvfdrrfdvffdvdsfvsdfvsdfvsvdsdv"

11.
Bill M 20 November 2014

"Rock the voatse!"

12.
Dick B 15 September 2014
13.
Iiuui Wu 6 August 2014

"fjsdiofdjsfdsoi"

14.
Owange Maddox 26 June 2014

"o"

15.
Krik J 25 June 2014

"Vandalpedia will save goatse!"

16.
Arttu L 23 June 2014

"JEEJEE GOATSE RUULZOOOR!"

17.
Anonymous Mercado 23 May 2014

"Anonymous Loves You!"

18.
Hellojpg Holland 21 May 2014

"goatse!!!"

19.
Supa Lang 6 February 2014

"blah blah blah"

20.
Kevin Hutchinson 16 January 2014

"The UK supports Goatse all the way."

21.
Frank C 19 December 2013

"Goatse is awesome"

22.
Robert F 30 October 2013

"UUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG"

23.
Jack C 14 October 2013

"I'll just about support anybody over another Repig."

24.
Ellie P 28 August 2013
25.
Kirk J 17 April 2013

"I am the Goatse Man, Please call me Kirk Johnson."

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