Bob Goatse for President 2004
Since Christmas Island banned the goatse.cx domain, many internet uses have expressed sympathy over the loss of a true American icon. In light of this, I ask that all Americans write in "Bob Goatse" o... continue reading »
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"I LOVE YOU MY SON, AIM FOR THE TOP WITH THE BEST CAREER IN YOUR SIGHTS!!!!!"
"My ass is your ass."
"we ridin spinnaz"
"Am I too late for this?"
"HTTP://WWW.GOAT.GX ---GOATSE LIVES!!!!---"
"Pip pip, cheerio guv'nor!"
"Please bring it up, I want to scare retards off the internet forever"
"Goatse is my idol."
"I LOVE GOATSE!! I ENDORSE GOATSE FOR PRESIDENT!! MY NAME IS ROB MALDA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE."
"Ok, I admit it...Goatse is really me!!!"
"w00t bob for poes"
"lol"
"Free speech"
"What the hell. Somebody had to do it!"
"lolwat"
"How do you know his name is Bob? I hope you're not just making that up."