bring Santa to Hans Island

"It's about time Denmark stops being a colonial power"

"Hey, I sure as hell don't want to live there. Who better than Santa?"

"I want to apply for one of Santa's Elf positions."

"A copy of the Petition might be addressed to Vбclav Klaus, President of the Czech Republic, whom many Czechs would like to see spending more time outside his home country. As a gesture of good will towards the Hanses, he may bring some Pilsener and compat"

"Hans must be independant!! I've decided to have my honeymoon there! We want no Canadian or Danish peeps... The Hans brothers, are of course invited to the wedding, details of which shall be sent later."

"I don't know what's going on but I'm all for it."

"Viva Hans Island Libre!"

"Free Hans now"

"come on, santa! do it for the kids!!"

"Ya, bring him in -I am a Hans"

"Please Santa protect these desperately pathetic drunken folk of Hans Island from the evil Danes and Canadians; each countrys blood soaked past to vile to mention. I'm British: you dont find us sending our armies out terrorising people do you? PS Highly re"

"santa... save us"

"C'mon Santa, after so many years, don't you think it's time for a change?"

"Hans Island for life!"

"Keep Hans Island free of the meddling of tyrranical governments!!! Setting up an offshore tax and gambling haven might be a good idea. [from Deryck Aubrey: born in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada; lived in Canada, the Netherlands, the United Kingdom and India; "

"Hans Island must be liberated in a good ol fashioned Maoist Revolution"

"Go for it Hans & Hans we will always support you regardless. Thanks for showing the frue colors of your flag !!"

"I think the Turks and Caicos have a prior claim to Santa's second workshop!"

"one of my ancestors was a Hans"