bring Santa to Hans Island
Dear Santa,We the Undersigned really think you should consider relocating to Hans Island. After all, with Global Warming, the polar ice cap where you are living now will melt soon, and Hans Island is... continue reading »
"My heart goes out to these two poor souls trapped between the vile aggression of the evil Canadian socialists and the barbaric Viking Danes. The horror! Only by bringing the world's favorite fat man to their island, and his elves with them (rumor has it t"
"forget Canada and Denmark, give it to Santie Claus"
"It belongs to Canada"
"Free Hans Island!"
"hands off hans"
"FREE HANS!!"
"We had a wonderful vacation on Hans Island at the Spa Canadien and Casino, other than an angry polar bear who was obviously intoxicated. This island belongs to Canada or Jamaica but I'm leaning more towards Canada."
"How many islands do you need, Canada? Just let us have one, we envy you, desperately!"
"hang in there guys"
"Well quite. Measuring the height of horses is very important, as are elves."
"Hansi oh hansi, the isle of my dreams !"
"The fate of the world rests on the future of this bare rock! Help save the world!!"
"twin brother of a HANS, in the US"
"Damn the Danes! Canada Rules Hans!!"
"Hans Island all the way"
"Time for Santa to Hans over the keys to the pole and move to the island. Say, do you have a duty free shop on the island?"
"come on santa they need your help"
"FREE HANS ISLAND, AND SEND A WOMAN TO HELP THE POPULATION"
"Give hands to Hans"
"this is very important"
"Let's all help Hans and Hans!"
