Cancel Tom Goes to the Mayor

"Albeit may not be my place to comment, but I notice you're looking for a watch. My friend Pheter went to a flea sale down near the patio district and saw some how-do-ya-do's. Small heads. Big heads, town hands, 3 hands, fire proofing...you name it. Tell h"

"Hi, I'm gord, I'm a chipper fellow. my arms are so short that even if I you were a small man I could never give you a proper hug. what's this all about anyways?"

"Horn Jr. I fell in love with you as if you were my real son."

"Tammy, I am worried! Please call or write back here. I haven'theard from you in 3 hours and I have the hotpot on slowcooking the ham but I don't know whether to use the Old Bay season or the lemon salt with vinegar spritz. Oh gosh I miss your tender touch"

"Albeit may not be my place to say, it'll take some time. My friend Gorin always says "Two by wheel" "one by foot" --- plan for 3 hours. Count on two. But don't be surprised if it's 4. And Gord, rest assured...Old Millner's Pass is far east of those parts."

"Hey Al. you seem cool. would you ever hang out with someone who's arms are very tiny? I'm telling you, I can hardly even reach into my cabinets!"

"Does anyone have the number for 411?"

"NOOBS. Can't even sign a partition rights."

"what did I get myself into? LOL! ROFL! OMFG! ;)"

"wow Tohn, I'll take you up on that offer. Do you think that they would have something that I could wear around my waist? not a belt, but a cotton thing that would look better as a pattern than a solid color? I'm thinking of this because I prefer not to we"

"phew, ok. well, I still strongly urge you to use caution. In fact, it's not a bad idea to carry a photograph of your family, which on the back would have your numbers to be reached, in case the steps leading up and into the bus are wet and you slip and fa"

"Grophe C.! What up, holmes? Almost missed you down there. I was away the weekend with Nill, my new Prince Charming My Pants Off - HA HA HA AH AH HA! Omigosh. Did I just write that? HA HA HA HA"

"Dad? What are you doing on here? I haven't heard from you in a couple days. Are you with Gord? I sure hope not. Call me please."

"'sup doggz. I'm just trying to chill."

"K -- Well, it's not an easy answer. To be sure. But here's what I know: my friend Padge took an evening off recently and sauntered thru the Seaside District. What he reported to me was: "no belts." "Plenty of fish." "But no belts." Then again, what's it t"

"This show makes me think of butt sex. Please help me stop thinking of butt sex."

"hmm. I wonder what that wall is outside my house. I guess I could have been seeing thing."

"Dad, I need to use my car. I'm moving to the Gromery Inn and Suites on Shloop. Haf, sorry I didn't text you after the auction, my celly only works on this side of Leprichaun Pass and that side of Turburrow's wallow."

"well, I'm off for supper (special guest, Pastor Fusterllio!!!!! ) You've both given me a ton to think about. hopefully I don't become distracted while eating my wife's corn on the cob and bite into my thumb!"

"Never make fun of me. I am too sacred."

"Gah! I hate the color red. any chance they make the powder in another color? I can't even imagine sprinkling my chicken tenders with red. Paprika I can begin to imagine, if only for flavor!"

"Beck! I'm still sore from our "encounter"! I hope you're still not itchy!"

"I support this cause!"

"balls"