Cut Matthew Oakley's Hair

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This petition, is to get Matthew Oakley to cut his too-long hair. For too long now, his hair has been growing. This petition is also to get him to cut his new short hair - which he will get once the petition is signed.
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Goal
100 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
25 December 2015
100. Queen Meza | Save me, Save me, Saveeee me - NO wait, save YOU from that hair! We'll love you - even from the grave - if you cut it. OUR NEWEST GAY MEMBER - MATTHEW OAKLEY!
22 December 2015
99. Robbie W | For Lord I'm cutting, all the hair I can, to be a better man. You should too.
14 December 2015
98. Mongo Stanton | MONNNNNNNNNNNGOOOOOOOOO!
27 November 2015
97. Fairy Godmotheriturnedtob | Cut your bloody hair or I take away your Happily Ever After!
26 November 2015
96. Edgar Allenp | Quote the Raven - 'Nevermore'.
5 May 2015
95. Styx Charles | Damo Arigato, Get Haircuto
5 April 2015
94. Chaos Theh | HA HA! When your hair is cut I will Laugh at your hairs grave!
3 April 2015
93. Cher Knapp | You disgrace me child - your hair is worse than mine. I must have the worst hair in the world!
23 February 2015
92. That Guyfromthevodafonea | Cut your hair and then you will be able to....LOCK 'EM IN!
17 December 2014
91. Joe C | YOu can cut your hair off - You can leave your hat on
14 November 2014
90. Elton J | Darling, it's just not Fab. I'll turn you from drab to fab in one magical night ;)
3 August 2014
89. Peterpan Mahoney | your so hot!!! omg i love you jebus!!! grow a moustache and beard while your at it!!! *sigh*
16 June 2014
88. Blizzard Tehh | please cut your hair
10 April 2014
87. The Avonl | Cut your hair or I'll come to your door every day for the rest of your life and try to sell you Avon products.
8 March 2014
86. The Delil | Shave your head and become a Buddhist. Now meditate with me. Oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............
28 February 2014
85. Captain P | I know also, Yoda my good friend. Your hair must be assimilated with normal populations hair!
17 December 2013
84. The Vodafoneguywithafroandb | If you poofed your hair up and put in christmas decorations you'd be stealing my look... CUT IT NOW!
28 November 2013
83. Frank Nf | Cut your hair or be raped by the unfortunately deceased sweet transvestite himself. Me.
24 November 2013
82. Zombie G | gnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
29 October 2013
81. The R | I believe in miracles, Cut your hair and you'll be a sexy thing
2 September 2013
80. Spongebob Yfrontsimeansquarep | Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
25 February 2013
79. Shadowx Stanton | Its too long man, cut it.
2 February 2013
78. Micheal J | Billy Jean is not my lover, cos just like you her hair was simply too long.
17 January 2013
77. The Jackson | Just call my name, and I'll cut hair
26 September 2012
76. Gingy Froms | YOU'RE A MONSTER
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