Cut Matthew Oakley's Hair
This petition, is to get Matthew Oakley to cut his too-long hair. For too long now, his hair has been growing. This petition is also to get him to cut his new short hair - which he will get once the p... continue reading »
"Save me, Save me, Saveeee me - NO wait, save YOU from that hair! We'll love you - even from the grave - if you cut it. OUR NEWEST GAY MEMBER - MATTHEW OAKLEY!"
"For Lord I'm cutting, all the hair I can, to be a better man. You should too."
"MONNNNNNNNNNNGOOOOOOOOO!"
"Cut your bloody hair or I take away your Happily Ever After!"
"Quote the Raven - 'Nevermore'."
"Damo Arigato, Get Haircuto"
"HA HA! When your hair is cut I will Laugh at your hairs grave!"
"You disgrace me child - your hair is worse than mine. I must have the worst hair in the world!"
"Cut your hair and then you will be able to....LOCK 'EM IN!"
"YOu can cut your hair off - You can leave your hat on"
"Darling, it's just not Fab. I'll turn you from drab to fab in one magical night ;)"
"your so hot!!! omg i love you jebus!!! grow a moustache and beard while your at it!!! *sigh*"
"please cut your hair"
"Cut your hair or I'll come to your door every day for the rest of your life and try to sell you Avon products."
"Shave your head and become a Buddhist. Now meditate with me. Oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............."
"I know also, Yoda my good friend. Your hair must be assimilated with normal populations hair!"
"If you poofed your hair up and put in christmas decorations you'd be stealing my look... CUT IT NOW!"
"Cut your hair or be raped by the unfortunately deceased sweet transvestite himself. Me."
"gnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
"I believe in miracles, Cut your hair and you'll be a sexy thing"
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Its too long man, cut it."
"Billy Jean is not my lover, cos just like you her hair was simply too long."
"Just call my name, and I'll cut hair"
"YOU'RE A MONSTER"
