DNC Chairman Howard Dean must go on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

"I married the only man I dated because like my fat husband, we are both very ugly and unsuccessful. We are a match made in heaven."

"Plleeeeeese, Dr.Dean?!!"

"He has to come on!!!"

"I love Howard Dean!"

"Of course I spit it out!"

"I actually get paid to spread DU talking points."

"please go on jon show--please.. all the kittys and puppy`s will be happy!"

"One of the best petitions I've seen in a while, good idea!"

"I PULL TRAINS AT CU MEETUPS. SMOOTHBELLY LIKES TO GO LAST."

"Dean is the reason I became involved in politics two years ago. I'd love to see him on TDS."

"I was going to spam this ridiculous petition but then I remembered that the LOSERS on DU are people, too."

"THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SPREAD AIDS AND STD'S AND INVENTED GLORY HOLES, FISTING, AND THE 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' WANT TO LECTURE CHRISTIANS ABOUT MORALITY. BWAAH!"

"I don't care how many signatures you get, I don't want this loon on my show."

"I want Dean to go on the Daily Show so I can play with myself while watching those two real men - Howard and John. Nobody will touch me in real life because I am an ugly, 550 pound wannabe lesbian."

"Amy Staub come on over to conservativeunderground.com then and let us freepers have it. I won't be holding my breathe."

"Middle school aged Demonrat girls making petitions, cute"

"I AM SO LONELY...I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"

"Amy Staub wants to beat me up"