DNC Chairman Howard Dean must go on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

"My breasts are actually small and smell like roasted garlic."

"I'd love for Dean to go on TDS. That would make for a great show, voted for him in my state's primaries. He's the best."

"The same people who spread wife abuse, racism, and war want to control the world. Don't you people have to bomb Mecca now? Leave this petition alone."

"As the new voice of a reborn Democratic party, Howard Dean needs to visit the last bastion of honest news and commentary in this country. Plus, its a damned funny show. :)"

"Saw the DU post; couldn't resist!"

"I kiss priests full on the mouth."

"Good question, Bryan. Why ARE freepers so obsessed with gay sex? I've always wondered that, too. And it's pretty obvious right here that they are. Do they sit around thinking about it all the time? Seems like it."

"The title of the petition says it all for me :)"

"I'm 32, live with parents and have a cat. Why do you freepers find me funny?"

"Well, I'm home alone in my basement because the world hates me... I guess I'll sign"

"I'm a DUmmie"

"I'm one of his earliest supporters. Dean speaks the TRUTH. Good idea, he needs to go on TDS."

"GO DEAN I'M A HUGE FAN"

"DNC better get their act together and quick."

"They selected me as DNC chair because they want the Republicans to maintain and expand their control."

"can i pay you guys to let me and GWB in on this action?"

"Yeah Dean - go on the Daily Show and make an ass of yourself yet again."