Elf Porn Day Petition
A National Elf Porn Day for Canada and the United States of America. continue reading »
"FREEDOM TRAIN! WOO WOO!"
"Yo yo yo! I be gettin' hot fo sum Elf Porn. Man, I gots tuh have me sum o that!"
"oh aye!"
"Hello."
"Only an elf can crack the whips of bondage pleasure on my ass that good"
"Give us elven pornstars the recognition we deserve!"
"m"
"Yes pirates are nice!"
"the internet is mine to rule"
"Excellent site"
"RAWR!"
"=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
"pointed ears all the way!!!"
"I support this petition"
"Elf porn is the winnar."
"jhgf"
"its on like donkey kong biotch. im an elf and proud of it if any u little idoits want to see me naked come over to my house right now u stupid ass hole"
"Count me in, guys!"
"yea for porn! elf sized yea for elf porn!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Outstanding, I've been lobbying for Elf porn for years!"
"elf porn is superior to all pron but sock porn."
"I support this petition"
"Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"
