Elf Porn Day Petition

"I support this petition"

"It's about goddamn time."

"And in the UK too!"

"Elf porn for all!"

"ELF PORN RULES , especially if it stars Legolas !"

"I support this petition"

"Gay Elf Porn RULES!!!!!"

"say it"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"What is this Martin Luther King Day stuff? REPLACE IT WITH ELF PORN."

"Elf pr0n is leet."

"I support this petition"

"I agree - there should indeed should be a national elf porn day, however, I would insist upon legislation to put strict requirements upon the aforementioned "elf porn day". For example, the elves featured in any elf porn day public exhibitions must be det"

"I support this petition"

"hey, if Hallmark can't make a buck off of it, I'm all for it!"

"elf porn is a must"

"The lack of North American Elf Porn Day is surely the greatest injustice since the popularity of Bon Jovi!"

"oMg elf pr0n lol omgwtf bbq"

"unf... elf porn makes my pants a little smaller"

"Yes! International elf porn day!"

"hi"

"ROCK OUT"

"DEATH TO ALL! ANARCHY! GOD SUCKS!"