Ellen Feiss Is Hot
We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »
"She is da farkin bawmb"
"mmmmmm yeah."
"sage"
"Sexeh"
"The boinking is indeed a desirous outcome of this petition."
"WORD"
"I just have a mac and I like her because she has one too."
"В"
"I support this petition"
"I'd hit it so hard if you pulled me out you'd be the next king of England."
"I support this petition"
"me, Me, MEE!"
"beepb eeppbeeppbeepbeepbeep"
"В"
"Yes, Ellen is quite attractive."
"I support this petition"
"fap fap fap fap fap"
"i love the way she says paper"
"id like to spray her with white wee wee"
"Dear Ellen, I am 20, and normal. Call me!"
"sie ist hawt"
"I support this petition"
"I would boink her every day of the week."
"fine"
"i'm sorry?"
