Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
401.
Murple Carson 9 July 2011

"I'd hit it."

402.
Jim B 7 July 2011

"I would do her any day of the week, and twice on Sunday."

403.
Bill C 5 July 2011

"I got stoned with that chick!"

404.
Bob Mccall 30 June 2011

"I AGREE!"

405.
Let Hersuckyourdick 23 June 2011

"oral sex from this woman would be epic"

406.
Steve J 12 June 2011

"I support this petition"

407.
Argle B 11 June 2011

"Its not rape, its suprise sex!!"

408.
Jonathan G 2 June 2011

"I'd do everything in the Kama Sutra to Ellen Feiss"

409.
Usi M 29 May 2011

"Ellen is boinkable"

410.
Michael Norris 27 May 2011

"unf unf unf unf unf, baby. So hott"

411.
Roy S 25 May 2011

"Love those lips"

412.
Zxc Wilkerson 25 May 2011

"I support this petition"

413.
Ben Petersen 22 May 2011

"word"

414.
Louis O 18 May 2011

"Yeah I think she's hot, but saying I wanna boink her? Methinks that's going a bit too far..."

415.
Chris Foster 12 May 2011

"Please be 18...."

416.
Bob S 9 May 2011

"I support this petition"

417.
Alex Stevenson 8 May 2011

"Indeed she is..."

418.
Jonathan S 3 May 2011

"i am shameless."

419.
Matilda Bowen 29 April 2011

"yea. why not."

420.
Crewtrup Sampson 27 April 2011

"Eat more cheese!!!"

421.
Jewishdean Dyer 10 April 2011

"O RLY?!"

422.
Weg Rojas 10 April 2011

"5h3 15 |-|07 y0!"

423.
Not G 10 April 2011

"I am indeed not Gimpel, but I find Ellen Feiss incredibly cute."

424.
Veecha Contreras 4 April 2011

"I was on the couch watching TV and my testicles were like "fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap". And then like, half of my sperm was gone. And I was like, "nglweh?" She had me use up all of my paper. It was really dry paper. And then I tried going at it again"

425.
Hell Y 2 April 2011

"I support this petition"

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