Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
501.
Anonymous Little 21 May 2010

"lol"

502.
Kevin R 21 May 2010

"I support this petition"

503.
Yah Tricky 9 May 2010

"I support this petition"

504.
Carl Ericvonkleisti 8 May 2010

"I would have consentual sex in the missionary position with her, atleast until we married. Then it's raep tiem."

505.
Brian R 6 May 2010

"Geeezus, yup. She is really hot!"

506.
Steve J 2 May 2010

"Lovely, yum yum, i need to co.... eeek need some paper towels!"

507.
Ctishman Frazier 30 April 2010

"Damn straight!"

508.
Tj Rasmussen 25 April 2010

"want to marry you , [email protected] /* */"

509.
Liam Leach 24 April 2010

"Woot :)"

510.
Stefan W 19 April 2010

"I support this petition"

511.
David Guerra 18 April 2010

"I support this petition"

512.
Toby Palmer 16 April 2010

"I support this petition"

513.
Michael W 13 April 2010

"She's kinda cute, I have to admit..."

514.
Supporter Powell 8 April 2010

"Damn i would tap her in every hole shes got"

515.
Mike Day 6 April 2010

"I'll comfort you, Ellen."

516.
Dementia S 4 April 2010

"Makes me want to kill kitty's!"

517.
Christian M 3 April 2010

"oh yea"

518.
Clemens Nielsen 1 April 2010

"I support this petition"

519.
Mikko H 24 March 2010

"Damm is she ever hot."

520.
Vince C 22 March 2010

"I am the keymaster, Ellen Feiss is the gatekeeper."

521.
Robert D 20 March 2010

"I support this petition"

522.
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"Mmm..."

523.
Danny Harvey 12 March 2010

"Can I get a what what?"

524.
Another C 10 March 2010

"look at those lips, dude ... can you say "golf ball through a garden hose"?"

525.
Hunt H 10 March 2010

"b-e-a-utiful.....made me switch"

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