Ellen Feiss Is Hot

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night lon... continue reading »

900 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (900 total)
601.
Hans Mccall 27 April 2009

"Ellen Feiss for president.."

602.
Matt E 21 April 2009

"I support this petition"

603.
Shad B 9 April 2009

"omg your hot"

604.
Fgs F 4 April 2009

"PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*vagina*SSSSSSSSSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

605.
Dan Kaufman 3 April 2009

"Hell Yeah"

606.
Mike S 3 April 2009

"she's so stoned... who needs beer or alchohol when she's already drugged up?"

607.
Michael P 24 March 2009

"i think ellen feiss is fiiiinnneee. im gonna tie her up and sodomize her like there's no tomorrow! hell yeah!!"

608.
Shawn S 23 March 2009

"she's hot (http://deadjews.com)"

609.
Antonisp Gay 23 March 2009

"She realy is hot"

610.
Mark Bf 16 March 2009

"I support this petition"

611.
Andrew R 15 March 2009

"I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE SEX WITH HER EVEN THO SHE IS FIFTEEN"

612.
Logan D 3 March 2009

"Gimme some of that Benadryl."

613.
Nikel R 26 February 2009

"I support this petition"

614.
That Commentera 13 February 2009

"I got a bone for her ..."

615.
Lets Smokec 3 February 2009

"I think the above says it all"

616.
Jessica Lmt 30 January 2009

"Oy Vey"

617.
Ph Humphrey 28 January 2009

"I support this petition"

618.
Good Conner 27 January 2009

"I support this petition"

619.
John Coleman 11 January 2009

"said boinking is good"

620.
Stickboy Fuentes 10 January 2009

"Not much chance for me to participate in said "boinking" as I live on a different continent, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

621.
Yileen Rich 5 January 2009

"В"

622.
Sam C 4 January 2009

"I love Ellen Feiss and smoke pot with her all the time."

623.
Cooper F 4 January 2009

"В"

624.
Mogakai Mcconnell 3 January 2009

"Here here!"

625.
Ron J 2 January 2009

"Ellen, please contact me for file opprotunities."

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