Get My Girlfriend Back
I am writing this petition in protest to my girlfriend breaking up with me. Lets get us back together!! The more people that sign this, the better chance I have! (not really but it will make me feel b... continue reading »
"The moons shines on us all."
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"Come on tell her to read this i feel you and also if hes this desperate to make a petition he must like you and still like you even though you broke up with him."
"This is what you need to do. Steal her birth control pills. Then shell get knocked up. Pregnant girls are crazy desperate, because nobody wants them. Then shell come crawling back to you."
"unlucky mate, plenty more fish in the see, as they say. in a couple of years you'll be in the midst of a fat relationship and will have totally forgotten about the bitch. good luck"
"Man read what 681 told you, I know how you feel, try your best to get her back, but if it just dont work, keep going with yoru life."
"Good luck brother"
"LOL This takes alot of guts and a sence of humor! Hey, get back with this guy!"
"I honestly hope that you two never get back together. You're a dumbfuck and your ex-girlfriend is a stupid cunt."
"You're a jerk!"
"Let me know if this works, i might try it"
"Tell her she is worth more than a million dollars and you would run a thousand miles to be with her."
"Yea! This is for all you losers out there who can't get a girlfriend! Capone kicks ass and so does 89.7! - Alex from Audubon"
"good luck but I doubt this will work"
"Let her go"
"I don't think you should waste your time with her because you usually end up getting a better chick, or become gay. It happened to me, not becoming gay but the break-up part and it really does hurt hearing the sexual encounters she has after you (only dif"
"@ Least You Loved SomeOne, I wait for my chance..."
"he sounds like a nice guy :-)"
"yes this happened me too i done nothing wrong"
"She probably broke up with you because your penis was to small (a penis enlarger will help you alittle) my best of wishes!"
"I dunno why you split up, maybe you didn't treat her right or maybe she didn't have a good reason and you are better off without her. Don't get depressed, there are plenty more fish in the sea."
"Your girlfriend thinks I'am hot!!!!"
"dood im gay ill get with you too heres my picture http://www.goatse.cx/"
