Get My Girlfriend Back

"Good luck man, and Yolanda I'll make you so happy given the chance"

"You suck!"

"I feel for you"

"Have you tried working out why she left you, and then changing it! just a suggestion, but i doubt it was because you didn't get her enough petitions for your continuous love"

"http://www.petitiononline.com/voorhees/petition.html- Please sign my petition, all of you that want Kane Hodder to return as Jason Voorhees!!!! Oh, by the way, get back together with him."

"That sucks. Kinda sad too."

"CAN YOU HAVE ANY LESSAR OF AS LIFE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????? why do||'t ytuo quit wasiting time, find someone else and quit f0oli||g uself by kliving in te hpast,,, WHA TsI OrNG WITH U????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? fi ahe wantedd to be "

"Do it"

"Better make damn sure never to show her these , if you don't want her to get a restraining order."

"i know what your going through"

"i'm not a guy , but this sure was sweet of you.........may she feel flattered and overwhelmed"

"i support you man"

"You shouldn't waste your time on her. Find yourself a new girlfriend. Your old one never did treat you right. She was putting on a little weight too, and not in anyplace pleasant either."

"i dont get this"

"Mygf told me she just wants to be friends because i got to know her too well and she likes being mysterious!??!"

"awwwwwwwwww..."

"even though I don't know you, this sounds so sweet..I have to sign it"

"This is funny but good luck"

"hey buddy i know how you feel. I'm in the position right now. I've been out with a my ex-girlfriend Mary for almost 6 years and i got dumped by her 2 weeks ago. Been thinking of her every day and night on how to win back her heart. Anyway i feel for you.."

"TAKE THE GUY BACK HES BLOODY DESPERATE...."

"chicks are stupid..but fuck there so hot"