Get My Girlfriend Back
I am writing this petition in protest to my girlfriend breaking up with me. Lets get us back together!! The more people that sign this, the better chance I have! (not really but it will make me feel b... continue reading »
"I like to touch myself at night when no one is looking, at least your lover wasn't killed by a tiger"
"it sucks when it is honestly not your fault and when they dont care."
"i just lost mine good luck 2 u"
"В"
"get a life"
"Hey sugar,I wish Jay-Z cared about my fine azz as much as you do 4 dis gal, he's probably givin the Magic Stick to one of his roadies rite now, but honey, if u ever see me lemme know who u are and ill wrap my caramel thighs round your face and give you a "
"dont lose her"
"good luck"
"take him back babe"
"Good luck man. don't let her step all over your heart.."
"Just kill her and bury her in your backyard, that way you two can be together forever. It's probably the only way you'll ever get a girl to stay with you for any extended length of time anyway, loser."
"Aaron, dude, sorry, but I banged her and she's just not worth it. Move on ya hump."
"WAT BE UP WID UR FUKIN GIRLFREND?? SHIIIT!! SHE A BITCH HO"
"love knows no petitions"
"go on"
"i wish i had my gf back, my life is soo lonely now without her... i fucked up by cyber cheating online flirtin wit net whorez ... =("
