Give Kenporules a Billion Dollars
We, the undersigned, petition to give Kenporules a billion dollars. How this money will be collected and delivered will be left to the near-infinite and nigh-uncomprehensible power of online petitions... continue reading »
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"Can we also give him herpes?"
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU"
"I vote for NOT kenporule."
"USA! USA! USA! USA!"
"A Billion Dollars given to Kenporules, is a billion dollars to Pimps and Blow Dealers! You greedy politicians you know you the money goes there either way, it's Kenporules turn, Damn it!"
"I can't believe you asshats haven't given him a billion dollars yet. I mean - come ON!"
"As one of those so-called "Washington Fatcats" let me make it clear that the good Senator is not against the proposal. and has put your request in the next budget bill as an earmark. Make sure you remember this when you vote this November. Remember, a vot"
"Kenpo better get the money before I have to bust his kneecaps!"
"It is just so wrong how you simply refuse to give Kenpo a billion dollars! You governmental monsters!!"
"Even I would have to give it up for the KP."
"HEY YALL ITS CUBA GOODING IN THE HIZZAH."
"Let's take a dollar from every person that bought a Wii. Then we could give him a few billion dollars. And it would all be spent on Nintendo games, because Kenpo knows that the only games worth buying are made by Nintendo. Sorry for any typos I might have"
"You people are so immature!"
"niggga stole my bike!"
"The greatest cause of our times."
"The PS3 is better than the 360! And screw Kenpo! What are you gonna do? Ban me again? Ha! You can't cause where not on RT!"
"He better buy me a shiny new bike with a bell on it!!"
"Kenpo rules man - he like totally deserves it"
"Kenporules 's da suxxors! pwnd f/gt teabagzd"
"He really deserves it, he has to read OT."
