Give Kenporules a Billion Dollars

We, the undersigned, petition to give Kenporules a billion dollars. How this money will be collected and delivered will be left to the near-infinite and nigh-uncomprehensible power of online petitions... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 50
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Tyler D 30 September 2015

"Do it."

2.
Ben D 16 September 2015

"Dave Thomas would be proud"

3.
Bloodninja Bowen 12 August 2015

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

4.
Zzombiex Carr 8 August 2015

"where am i"

5.
Penis M 22 July 2015

"Penis Mcenzie is behind this 100\%"

6.
Chunky Mcfatpantsj 15 June 2015

"I ROXORS!!!111!!!"

7.
The J 6 June 2015

"Show him the money!"

8.
Dick C 30 April 2015

"Dick likes Bush & follows his lead."

9.
George W 10 March 2015

"I doth agree with yon petione. Those gout-afflicted felines in the city of my name have gone too far in not bestowing appropiate riches upon Kenporules."

10.
George Wb 1 March 2015

"I'm the biggest fatcat there is & endorse this petition."

11.
Hazellrabbit Clark 5 February 2015

"id like to say that as a furry fellow friend and longtime admirerer on rotten tomatoes of this kenporules, i would like to give him the chance for the 1 billion dollars. this is all."

12.
Kenpos G 8 December 2014

"I wish someone would give him a billion dollars. Then he would have ONE thing going for him. Besides his huge penis. Tiny balls, though. It's strange."

13.
Philip M 6 November 2014
14.
Daniel Sb 14 February 2014

"yes, I support this very important thing"

15.
Scottie L 11 February 2014

"All hail the mighty kenpo!!"

16.
Michael J 15 January 2014

"Be sure to please the little children!"

17.
Franz Fields 22 November 2013

"BILLIONSSSSS"

18.
Heist Murray 15 September 2013

"lol, stupid fag, you suck dicks lolololol1!!!!1!!"

19.
Bobby Gamble 8 July 2013
20.
Wyld I 10 June 2013

"Ah, what the hell. Maybe he'll loan me a c-note."

21.
Cuba Goodingj 19 March 2013

"IM CUBA GOODING JR AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT AND WHERE,ANYTIME,ANYPLACE,"

22.
Obiwanshinobi Clements 21 February 2013

"This petition is a closet homesexual."

23.
Konnor Namelessl 12 February 2013

"There is only two people in this world I'd sign this petition for. One of them is Kevin Bacon, the other is you."

24.
The Guykenpodidntsexuallym 30 January 2013

"Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????/"

25.
Kenporules Park 15 January 2013
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