I'm Stalking Jake's Totally Unnecessary and Unsuccessful Petition for Jake Gyllenhaal to Create a Twitter Account
Jake Gyllenhaal needs a Twitter account.He has no (viable) official website, no known social networking profiles, and for the past five years, grossly inadequate impersonators have been imitating him... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"He really has to say something to his fans himself... damn impersonators!"
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"Marry me, Jake :)"
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"I would love for Jake to have a twitter! I love this man and think it would be useful and amazing for him to connect with his fans! ;)"
"This way the impersonators will cease and dismiss."
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"I want Jake!!"
"C'mon Jake, do it for your fans!"
"Jake you totally should start tweeting to your fans!"
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"YES Jake we want to follow you!!! Your fans! We LOVE you!"
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"It would be nice to hear from the REAL Jake!"
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