If You Don't Float, You Have Our Vote
We demand that the Delaware Republican senate candidate Christine O'Donnell endure Trial by Drowning to prove that she is not a witch and that she will uphold the values of liberty and free enterprise... continue reading »
"You are a horrid, moronic imbecile."
"I sure hope you're not a witch!"
"We need to STOP the pagan socialist TAKEOVER of This Great Country!!!!!! God Bless America"
"Don't forget pricking the Devil's Mark. If it do nay bleed, forsooth, witchery is afoot."
"-If she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood. -And therefore... -...A witch!"
"omg hi"
"I sincerly doubt she'll float"
"She turned me into a newt! (I didn't get better.)"
"This should be fun!"
"Witch killed grandpa"
"Holding hands, skipping like a stone, burn the witch, burn to ash and bone"
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
"Glub!"
"I have seen the sincerity in mrs. O'Donnell's eyes, and even though she has the last name of an ungodly irish I am convinced she will sink to the bottom like a stone."
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"Medieval judicial practices are perfectly appropriate for medieval thinkers"