If You Don't Float, You Have Our Vote
We demand that the Delaware Republican senate candidate Christine O'Donnell endure Trial by Drowning to prove that she is not a witch and that she will uphold the values of liberty and free enterprise... continue reading »
"Burn the witch. Burn to ash and bone."
"i still hope you win christine"
"i will show everyone my kenyan birth certificate if this tea party lady does this"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I agree."
"I support this petition"
"She's a witch, drown her!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Transparency is of great importance to the democratic process. I hope Ms. O'Donnell recognizes that and submits to the test."
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"I offer my moat."
"She is not me. Hail Science."
"Nobody try the alternate test to see if she weighs as much as a duck. It's unreliable at best."
"I support this petition"
"There is a misty plot afoot so subtle we should be criminal to cling to old respects and ancient friendships."
"I support this petition"
"when tea party titties get soaking wet, everybody wins"
"BURN THE WITCH!"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
"Ah brought mah heaid!"
"PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS!!! ------ Wait, crap. Wrong petition."
