If You Don't Float, You Have Our Vote

We demand that the Delaware Republican senate candidate Christine O'Donnell endure Trial by Drowning to prove that she is not a witch and that she will uphold the values of liberty and free enterprise... continue reading »

50 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (50 total)
1.
Susan M 6 December 2015

"You are a horrid, moronic imbecile."

2.
Lori R 1 December 2015

"I sure hope you're not a witch!"

3.
Concerned Reala 3 November 2015

"We need to STOP the pagan socialist TAKEOVER of This Great Country!!!!!! God Bless America"

4.
Warren S 9 September 2015

"I support this petition"

5.
John R 15 March 2015

"Don't forget pricking the Devil's Mark. If it do nay bleed, forsooth, witchery is afoot."

6.
Matthew K 21 February 2015

"-If she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood. -And therefore... -...A witch!"

7.
Gianni Nash 16 February 2015

"omg hi"

8.
Sarah D 14 September 2014

"I sincerly doubt she'll float"

9.
Andrew K 6 June 2014

"I support this petition"

10.
Newt G 6 June 2014

"She turned me into a newt! (I didn't get better.)"

11.
Prince Ofl 23 November 2013

"This should be fun!"

12.
Randolph B 19 July 2013

"Witch killed grandpa"

13.
T H 13 June 2013

"I support this petition"

14.
Michael C 27 May 2013

"I support this petition"

15.
Ian C 27 February 2013

"Holding hands, skipping like a stone, burn the witch, burn to ash and bone"

16.
Mobute Crawford 15 December 2012

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

17.
Barb S 28 June 2012

"I support this petition"

18.
David D 16 September 2011

"I support this petition"

19.
Jazzbumpa Shields 17 August 2011

"Glub!"

20.
Concernedchristianmother Mcintosh 6 September 2010

"I have seen the sincerity in mrs. O'Donnell's eyes, and even though she has the last name of an ungodly irish I am convinced she will sink to the bottom like a stone."

21.
Jack M 30 July 2010

"I support this petition"

22.
Rebecca A 30 June 2010

"I support this petition"

23.
David S 10 May 2010

"I support this petition"

24.
Martin E 27 November 2009

"В"

25.
Laura D 28 October 2009

"Medieval judicial practices are perfectly appropriate for medieval thinkers"

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