James Needs A Hat

We, the undersigned, want James Shriver to start wearing a large cowboy hat and/or a sombrero in order to protect himself from extremely deadly UV Rays. He seriously need this for he suffers from thes... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
226.
Dan R 31 August 2009

"Im a mega keano especially wen it comes 2 anal!"

227.
James H 29 August 2009

"Wear the hat. the cowboy hats look cool!"

228.
James Robbinsa 29 August 2009

"i need sex, come over here and satisfy me..wearing only your hat ;)"

229.
Matthew Fitzpatrick 14 August 2009

"james u need a hat, your head will freeze"

230.
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231.
Thpwnerer Bowen 1 August 2009

"u r t3h suck"

232.
James Villegas 19 July 2009

"I support this petition"

233.
Chris M 25 June 2009

"i love hats!!!!"

234.
James Graves 11 June 2009

"Wear your hat James, I am Named James, and I am a redhead, sunburns cause cancer."

235.
James Grant 20 May 2009

"Go with the sombrero"

236.
Matthew G 13 May 2009

"i have got a big forhead and a small cock what i love shuving up my mum"

237.
Spencer Little 10 May 2009

"i love shoving farm tools up my ass"

238.
James Brown 8 May 2009

"the fact that james doesn't have a hat proves that it is, in fact, an inherently unjust and godless universe."

239.
Thomas H 30 April 2009

"i'm the best of all living."

240.
Shysquatch Beasley 25 April 2009

"I support this petition"

241.
James S 26 March 2009

"Totally."

242.
John D 21 March 2009

"wear that hat!"

243.
Tessera C 9 March 2009

"wow"

244.
James Barajas 29 January 2009

"Wooo! James needs hat now!!"

245.
Ben C 28 January 2009

"i love world of warcraft and bum my character!!! , i love to throw food at little boys RAPE"

246.
Jason Frey 6 January 2009

"hey"

247.
James C 21 December 2008

"woooo"

248.
Jd Gilbert 4 December 2008

"I support this petition"

249.
Jesus Kane 16 November 2008

"Wear a hat my son, so you can be as cool as Daniel Danger Sharkey"

250.
James Richards 5 November 2008

"fight those rays!"

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