James Needs A Hat

We, the undersigned, want James Shriver to start wearing a large cowboy hat and/or a sombrero in order to protect himself from extremely deadly UV Rays. He seriously need this for he suffers from thes... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
51.
Joe S 13 September 2014

"man you must really need a hat badly"

52.
Jenks Koch 26 August 2014

"i vont to suck ze peni of ze black manz"

53.
James Vargas 26 August 2014

"i need a hat big time daddio"

54.
Joe T 25 August 2014

"im suck peoples arses"

55.
James J 29 July 2014

"I support this petition"

56.
James P 25 July 2014

"indeed!!!"

57.
James M 14 July 2014

"i to need a hat, but not a fag cowboy hat a ballin' 59 50 hat"

58.
Nicola H 17 June 2014

"Hope you get that hat James!"

59.
Josh Russell 30 May 2014

"i vote for a sombrero!!!"

60.
Daniel B 20 May 2014

"I am a graesy arsed pimp cos i lubricate my arse ready 4 the weekend. I also enjoy licking dogs bollocks as a past time"

61.
James Aswell 17 May 2014

"i also wear hats :) Wear the Hat!"

62.
Jason Davis 30 April 2014

": )"

63.
James S 4 April 2014

"I support this petition"

64.
Erik H 5 March 2014

"Thank God someone has done this"

65.
Robert Meadows 3 March 2014

"james shriver is the biggest fagget in the world that sucks cock"

66.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaz Holder 22 February 2014

"afhvnpafhinb"

67.
James F 16 February 2014

"I need a hat too!"

68.
Lindsey M 15 February 2014

"Indeed."

69.
Kyle G 30 January 2014

"Get your hat on"

70.
Stephanie M 28 January 2014

"I support this petition"

71.
Madison B 27 January 2014

"I vote cowboy hat!"

72.
Adriana Summers 18 December 2013

"YOU GO GET YOUR HAT, MR JAMES!!!!"

73.
James Bradley 16 December 2013

"i need a wank"

74.
Ryan J 2 December 2013

"=]"

75.
Moses Leonard 15 November 2013

"And in the 11th Commandment, the Lord who is your God did say, "And thus it came to pass that James Shriver from here till eternity shall wear a hat. I am the Lord thy God and this is My Command. Ye shall obey or be cast into the Lake of Fire!""

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