Jesus is the Son of God

"oh yesh he is real!!!!!"

"So, A. Johnson, what's the "A" stand for? A$$hole?"

"#756, how come, God doesn't have a daughter? could it be he didn't want his daughter to turn out like Mary."

"Jesus smells like a salty vagina!"

"He saved my life. We have horses, and I was riding one one day, and fell off while I was galloping. If I had not rolled out of the way, I would be dead."

"Gosh Dad, I didn't know you were into SCAT!"

"SO TRUE"

"Steely, I heard he can also use his hand for a whistle."

"Would you like to play with my John Thomas, Shawn Thomas?"

"Amen"

"Dad, what do you mean go play with Rev. Pat? He's no fun, his wanker is too tiny."

"No "Jesus", this is MY petition. You are an impostor. You didn't even sign with your full name. BTW, what do you all think the "H" stands for?"

"i feel pity for those who cursing jesus without knowing him . your hearts are so black . you live in a full darkeness . because of your parents , your society ....i m so sorry for you i know how you live may god help you . i beleive in you jesus . you are"

"I truly also beleve with all my heart that Jesus Christ our LORD is the Son of God, and is the rightfull King, and Saivor of all people now and forever more, AMEN!!!!!!!!!!"

"Lord help me to be a quiet as a church mouse and never again to break wind during the benediction."

"If Jesus was the son of God, then he was a Bastard child. Last time I checked, God never bothered to make Mary an honest woman. He simply came down to Earth, had a quickie affair, and then abandoned his woman and child. What a role model!"

"The curse of God is upon those who give Him any associate. We do not doubt the Power of God for He is the Supreme Creator, Master of the whole universe. To Him alone do we pray and To Him alone do we return. God is the All-Powerful and needs no son and ne"

"The only thing I'm grieving is that Rebecca Tate didn't give me a blumpkin. Becky hon, how about it? Get down on your knees before the great white throne baby."

"Thanks John. I was beginning to think our Lord wouldn't be interested in my wanker. To hear Dr. Laura tell it, all he likes is her strap-on."