Jesus is the Son of God

"Henry J. Pendelton, I want to play with YOUR wanker. I'll take off Mom's dress if you find the tranny thing to be a turnoff. Sorry though, I can't be your Personal Savior(tm). As Dr. Jerry Falwell explained to Connie Meyer back in #532 I'm already HIS Per"

"AMEN"

"Our soon coming King of Kings and Lord of Lords!!"

"amen"

"AMEN"

"JESUS IS LORD OF ALL"

"Someday every knee shall bow before my huge throbbing mantool."

"And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. Matthew 16:16"

"Jesus ate me out."

"Yes folks, it's me - cumming this Christmas in an orifice near you."

"Sorry Oral, your brother Anal Roberts is here with me. I took him up in the Rapture(tm) (mainly 'cause I like buttsex, he's otherwise not that holy). Now quit whining and go collect some more money. God is broke and can't do his work without it."

"Good golly, looks like I've got a huge throbbing resurrection going here."

"FYI, that stands for "WHO would jesus do?" (also sometimes WWJDIW - who would jesus do it with)"

"I have to laugh at the naysayers (mostly Muslims) signing this petition. Voice your opinion elsewhere, infidels! I'm not saying you're wrong...I'm just saying that Jesus is the one true Christ and only son of God. If you TRULY believe that he died to take"

"Well Jerry, as a matter of fact I do. It just wouldn't do for the Son of God(tm) to be hung like a mouse."