Jesus is the Son of God
I believe in Jesus Christ, God's one and only Son, my one and only Savior. continue reading »
"Alright Paul, yes I could go for a wank on a big DonkeyDik(tm) tonight. If anybody wants to know we'll just say we're on an emission from God."
"Q: What does the "INRI" on the sign above the cross stand for? A: "I'm nailed right in.""
"Amen!"
"Christus Vomitus, Christus Repugnos, Christus Cunnilingus"
"JESUS IS THE TRUE LIGHT OF THE WORLD."
"Please cure me of my sins Lord Jesus."
"USA"
"Yes Joe, and I love it when you eat me."
"I DO BELIEVE!!! AND WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT HIM!!!PRAISE GOD!!!"
"I know that Jesus is my Savior because he came and died on that cross for our sins and had came out of the grave three days later! He is the one everyone should beleve in!!!"
"COURSE HE IS! JESUS IS GREAT!"
"I'm all pissed off because somebody crucified my imaginary friend."
"The truth that you know sets you free"
"jesus has grey pubic hair"
"I agree!"
"Truly this was the Son of God."