Jesus is the Son of God

"Rebecca, a blumpkin is when you blow me while I'm taking a dump."

"VAYA CON DIOS!"

"Praise you Jesus! May this world come to know you and your glory! Help me in My walk with you as I grow in you. Lord help everyone that sees this will know that you ARE real and you do want a relationship with them! Jesus how can I make this more powerful"

"Jesus is Lord!!!"

"I wanted to give birh to the Son of God, but I'm not immaculate enough. My kunt is full of maggots."

"Amen!"

"Bend over Rev. Pat Robertson - I'm feeling CornHoly(tm)."

"Ho Ho Holy Bible. Ho Ho Ho..."

"jesus sucks"

"its ture"

"Praise the Lord, Jesus is the only way."

"AMEN!!"

"Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to salvation and eternal life."

"Jesus is Lord"

"Jesus is the only begotten Son of God our Creator."

"Thanks for your post Tommy Tallywhacker. Having a big one is important. Here's a snippet from my Holy Word(tm) - "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:19-21 "

"Jesus said, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Light, no man may come to the Father except through Me.""

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"Is you ready for the Rapture?"

"Steve Sykes is my butt buddy."

"Anyone who does not believe in God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit, or speaks against our triune God is like the dog that bites the hand of the one who feeds him. God created the heavens and the earth; God made us in His own image; and we a"