Jesus is the Son of God

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"I want Rich Proteva inside me. I hear he has a big one!"

"Michael Jackson, or course!"

"Yes, that little elf really gets me hot!"

"It is a good day when a supposed "god" needsa petition to keep him in office...."

"Rock on. This is just the sort of petition we need."

"My dad told me I was his son - but then it turned out he was my brother too"

"OK Tom, I'll finish the sentence. "Yes he is...sitting on my face right now!""

"Amen!"

"No you little fag, of course God doesn't love you."

"Jesus is a bloodthirsty warmongerer who votes Republican. For peace and sanity, follow the true path of righteousness through the Eightfold path of the Buddha."

"Sounds good to me. I need Jesus INSIDE ME!"

"i believe.may God guide the lost souls to his rightious path!"

"Isaac Walters, FYI it is simply not true that anyone who doesn't believe a 2000-year-dead guy loves them is an athiest. Many of us believe in a Higher Power without having to believe such nonsense. The Bible tells you so? Yes, and the Bible also tells you"

"Although I do agree with this, I do not understand why a petition is required. Perhaps there are other ways to glorify our Lord, like volunteering, or donating your time or money. "If anyone considers himself eligious and yet does not keep a tight rein on"