Jesus is the Son of God

"Giants 3:16, Mets 3"

"The Asian Tsunami was sudden destruction caused by a magnitude 9.3 earthquake. Now PM Sharon promises 'Peace with security'. President Chirac met with Sharon and promised 'Peace and security'. President Bush spoke on Israeli TV that the expulsion of Jews "

"It's time to make your Decision for Christ. I'm comming soon. Will you spit or swallow?"

"Considering we are all the son of God technically, does that not make our late friend Jesus the same? Like come on people..."

"Jesus amde me pull down my pants and rub my penis slowly until i ejaculated last night. i am a naughty naughty boy."

"Thanks Sue Beth, you've just won a ride on my huge ManTool(tm)"

"i do too :)"

"Rick, are Christians really that stupid? Well DUH! I've watched for centuries as they continue to believe every stupid thing they hear. Yes, they actually do believe that I've been punishing everyone for the last 6000 years for something my defective huma"

"The Lord Speaks. '' Do not agree with any Immigration Officer, or FBI Official or District Attorney who states that i am not listed in their files as a real person. Do not think of me as fiction or it will break the spell. Blessed are they who leave every"

"For GOD so loved the word, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16 of the HOLY BIBLE which is the: " Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth. ARE YOU READY?"

"(John 3:16) "For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life."

"GOD WAS MANIFEST IN THE FLESH. I LOVE THE LORD. GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME. AMEN. ACTS 2:38 THEN PETER SAID UNTO THEM REPENT AND BE BAPTIZED EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST FOR THE REMISSION OF SINS AND YE SHALL RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE HOLY GHO"

"Alright MARK, but first I need to know; do you have a BIG ONE like Jesus?"

"Yes Amy, Everyone should "know" me in the Biblical sense."

"Jesus is Risen and He lives forever more. He alone is worthy!!"

"Jesus is Lord"

"Jesus is the son of God, AMEN"

"Dr. Ruth, unlike you I wouldn't just go out and have sex with the first savior who came along. SLUT!"

"AMEN!!"