Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"This fight needs to happen."

"You're goddamn right, I wanna see this freak show. Tomorrow!"

"i want to see canseco beaten by a true hero"

"Yo dawg, do dead people count as signatures on this?"

"Gabriel, you must come to Germany quickly. It is too dangerous in New Orleans with all that voodoo murdering going on."

"I might sue the Fridge for false advertising for making it sound like this fight is actually going to happen."

"let's make it happen SF2 style!"

"let's do this!"

"let's get this done"

"Can't we all just sign this petition?"

"Im going to score with all of your czechoslovakias. My boyish good looks and New England's powerful offensive lines will send me to the hall of fame, and dont even think about de-flowering my supermodel wife, Gisele. Back off, Mr Zura!"

"hmmm, and you misspelled "misspelled", you little blue perv."

"i would like to see this fight and I find it offensive that Walker approaches it like a joke. he should recognize an athlete and a challenge when it is being presented to him. the question of the joke is his (Walker) courage!"

"Canseco by KO - sign it Coker"

"COME ON MAN"

"I just cant wait for this fight!"

"Would the Fridge rather win the Heisman or the Lombardi?"

"do it"

"OMG, you wont believe this, but I suddenly realized that when I apolgized for accidentally signing the petition twice, I had then signed it for the third time. Silly me!"

"Walker is the owner of the voodoo drug store. He must be in the voodoo cult."

"WAR CANSECO"