Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"Hey kids, did you know that if you use your imagination, you can turn a simple banana...into a telephone? That's right. Be sure to tell all your friends about the phenomenon of the bananaphone as well as this wonderful petition. If your mommy and daddy an"

"Hey, do you guys wrap your meat before you put it in the Fridge, or do you slide it in raw?"

"Please, I beg of you! Make this happen!"

"I recently heard that there is a petition out there trying to keep Canseco out of MMA. Unfortunately, many of the people who want to see this fight happen accidentally went to this other website and if they had all signed the correct petition, I am quite "

"Hey, the Fridge is good for lots of things other than a place to shove our meat into. I like to put my seed in the Fridge as well."

"Let's see the fight!!! Canseco rules!!!"

"let's do this"

"lets get this going"

"If I cant get with Liberace, i suppose i can settle for Elton John."

"You know, guys like Coker and White, they dont bring you lasagna at work, they mostly just cheat on you."

"A Jose Canseco fight? Tell me, we don't have to pay money for this!"

"I wish I could interview Hershell Walker after he defeats Vanseco"

"Canseco vs Walker would be a steamy match, especially if the fight was on a boat. Walker will win if he has dragon breath."

"I dont know why people are always driving past my house at night screaming out "Hey Kevin, sign this petition!" So i did."

"bow down to Canseco"

"Herschel Walker would never marry a fat chick, and even if he did, he would have the sack to run out the back door before walking the aisle"

"let's do this!"