Let benburch Back Into democraticunderground

Whereas it appears that "benburch," aka "Fister" and "Fat Che," has been granited in democraticunderground;and whereas the abovementioned has actually proven to be one of the most illuminating and ent... continue reading »

100 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (100 total)
26.
Mahmoud A 11 January 2013

"re-instate Fister or i'll wipe DU from the web! Even though they hate the jews more than I do."

27.
Reinhard H 11 December 2012
28.
Kinner Atkinson 20 October 2012

"We are just $10.00 away from keeping our servers running. Donate now and receive a little pink heart!"

29.
Cu M 3 October 2012

"We at CU Need Benburch back. As a leading moonbat, he epitomizes DU and all the loos associated with it. With out him, DU is just like a PBJ sandwich with out the P"

30.
Jason L 20 August 2012

"Ban him for 24 business hours and then let him back in."

31.
Pat M 28 July 2012
32.
Ava Price 7 July 2012

"I want benburch to be my first real boy friend"

33.
Patty Of 6 July 2012

"Benny, please sit on my face!"

34.
Lou Bricka 30 May 2012

"We're here to tell the "Man" to shove it! Reinstate Benny! Free Mumia! I've got gas!...."

35.
Nancy K 10 March 2012
36.
Behind Thea 22 February 2012

"Is fisting Kosher?"

37.
Bart S 1 December 2011
38.
Phil M 17 October 2011

"I have 1,000 pictures of my hand if Benny wants them."

39.
Ben B 13 October 2011

"Aliens abducted me and they probed my butt! (I hope they come back)"

40.
Flagators Gayl 5 September 2011

"Our three-way man-love fests haven't been the same(fyi:FlaGator is a catcher--a little on the loose side)"

41.
Felix Carpenter 25 August 2011

"you ever been enveloped in his waddles of fat"

42.
Bouncy B 23 April 2011

"Save the Fister!"

43.
Samuel H 19 April 2011

"Fister rulez! 1111oneone!"

44.
Rebecca K 1 February 2011

"none"

45.
Conservative U 1 December 2010

"Please let Ben back in - we love mocking him."

46.
Flagator Mccall 18 October 2010

"The amusement factor of DU is greatly lessened with out the Che-ster"

47.
Jesus Moyer 18 February 2010

"Just erase all the tombstones life would be alot more interesting at DU"

48.
Lynn Thed 14 January 2010

"Kick"

49.
Phony D 18 October 2009
50.
Goatse G 14 October 2009

"Damn! let the sh*t-stabber back in! It's not that often one gets to converse with someone whose rectum reverbrates like an echo chamber."

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