Let benburch Back Into democraticunderground
Whereas it appears that "benburch," aka "Fister" and "Fat Che," has been granited in democraticunderground;and whereas the abovementioned has actually proven to be one of the most illuminating and ent... continue reading »
"Ben, those lovely weeks we spent in Beiruit...I shall never forget"
"thats not nice"
"Hey, WHAT ABOUT ME?? Let ME back in, too! Life is rough enough in Mom's basement, without having to cope with not being able to share my wonderful thoughts with everyone!"
"thats real"
"Wurd Up! I predict the price of gas will increase in the future!"
"Reinstate Ben"
"How many Fat Che's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Screw it in where?"
"Don't worry Ben, I will send 100Lbs of sparkles, 200 rays of white light, and a remote viewing kit your way. Just as soon as mommy unlocks the basement door."
"Free Ben Burch..... (all of it)"
"DU isnt the same without his stupidity"
"Cum back Fister...it's dark and lonely in here...."
"Please let Fat Che back in. He's been calling day and night and I'm losing drinking time because of it."
"Congratulations everyone! We won! Ben will be unbanned from DU in 24 business hours!"
"As disturbing as some of his were and personal habits are, he fit in well over there. DU just won't be the same."
"I dunno PatriotGame. How do you get Fet Che inside the lightbulb?"
"I predict I will be able to marry my butt if sKerry wins in 2008!"
"ben never hurt Anybodie."
"Principal Skinner don't be a NAZI, let benburch back before he kills himself through depression."
"ben is just a loveable cuddly"
"Fister is SOOOO funny. The DUmp needs him. He needs the DUmps money. A match made in $kinners anus."
"Simply outrageous, Ben is one of the finest people I know. If you don't let him back in I'll start a fund raising campaign and sue you."
"ben rocks"
"Hey, you got public drunks (the Wee One), why not public perverts? Come on, $kimmerMeister, give Bennie a break and maybe he'll fist your girlfriend for you."
"Ben hasn't fisted me since getting booted! Let him back in! PLEASE!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, LET HIM BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
